Smoke and Mirrors
Dating had been so hard.
I didn’t know about you, but all my dates seemed to not trust me. I didn’t understand what I was doing wrong. I mean, I was going through the apps, but didn’t everybody these days? Everyone swiped right initially but wanted to swipe left when they physically saw me.
I was a catch, and my profile even proved it.
Kenny
I am a fun, adaptable guy who loves to spend my spare time in nature.
I would love to capture your heart and not let you be the one that got away!
My profile pic, well, it was a good photo of me. I made sure to pick the best one to, you know, show off all my features. It was at the beach, and I looked so tanned! Now, I didn’t go to the beach often, but sometimes as a Chameleon, I needed a break from all the trees. Sea change is good – so long as I was careful. Predators never had a day off, even if I needed one!
Anyway, the profile was great, but I found that when I got to my date, I noticed the girls waiting in the distance would seem so excited in anticipation to meet me, until they actually did… and then I got called a liar? I was already so nervous when I arrived, and then this would happen. How could I… Oh God! My nerves! That’s it! How could I not realise! I was blending into my new surrounds, which never happened to be at a beach! No wonder why they were running off. I guess I needed to be a bit more traditional in meeting women and be a bit more of a bar fly… mmm, actually, I could go for a fly right now.