Rat Tale
Rattan Bozzo, known as Rat Dan around the Train Yard, cupped his hands around a steaming tin of joe and thought about his next move. He reckoned there were two choices â hop a freight and ride the blinds on a southbound rattler, risking discovery by the train Dicks; or stick around town, lie low, and find out if Schuttsie Palermo and the Bayside boys could place him as a witness to the demise of Jimmy âShake Em On Downâ Lukash last night. Rat Dan chose door number two.
He happened to be at the right place â The Fisheye Lounge, at the wrong time â the night Classy Lassiter pulled a double-cross on Jimmy, her long-time paramour and partner in crime. The two went back to the early days of prohibition, when the Fisheye operated as a waterfront speakeasy. Jimmy Lukash ran the Lounge for the Bayside outfit and continued when the place reopened as a clip joint in â33. Classy, an independent contractor and occasional wet work specialist, played hostess and enforcer to Jimmyâs brash, the-guy-in-charge-of-
Bozzo, a down-on-his-luck victim of the Great Depression, did odd jobs at the Fisheye â like unloading the trucks delivering the cases of rotgut giggle juice, which were liberally watered down, then offered at a premium to the gullible dockworkers, bamboozled sailors, and tipsy college boys flush with generous allowances from mummy and dear old dad. He also swamped out the sticky, often vomit-covered floor after hours, at the same time Jimmy Lukash was in the back office counting the nightâs spondulix, and fudging the ledger entries before locking everything in a Mosler safe – except for the cream he skimmed off the top. As Rat Dan was getting ready to leave for the night, he heard the raised voices of Jimmy Lukash and Classy Lassiter from behind the closed office door and pressed an empty glass against the thin wall to have a listen.
âYou canât keep this up, Jimmy, Schuttsieâs gonna find out sooner than later.â
âSays who? I got this covered. What Schuttsie Palermo donât know wonât hurt us.â
âThereâs no ‘us’ in this, Jimmy. Bayside has eyes and ears everywhere. You know that.â
âWhat I know is that the Baldacci family has offered protection if I take care of my end.â
âThat slot machine deal? Youâre robbing Peter to pay Paul â Schuttsie deserves better.â
âSchuttsie Palermo and Bayside can kiss my red Ukrainian ass⊠Iâm done with âem.â
âWell, Jimmy, it was fun while it lasted, but Baldacci protection doesnât extend to yours truly.â
âHold on, Classy⊠I was gonna cut you in! Donât do anything to upset the apple wagon.â
âFunny you mentioned cutting, JimmyâŠâ
Rat Dan heard footsteps rumble across the floor, a surprised yelp, then something thud against what could only be a human skull. He figured now would be a good time to get gone and hustled for the secret exit down a narrow stairwell.
Word spread quickly the next morning when Jimmy was found wrapped around a piling in the East River with his throat cut from ear to ear. Bozzo figured heâd check in at the Fisheye and ran into Classy on the way.
âYou hear anything last night, Rattan?â
âI ainât gonna lie, Miss Lassiter⊠I heard something.â
âYou heard Schuttsie settle an outstanding account.â
âOkay⊠um, do I still have a job?â
âSchuttsie said if you show up today, youâre no Rat. So, yes.â
âIâll start in the back office.â